Review: Lady Gaga's new MV: Telephone

How on earth do I review this....
It's awkward.
But it's not, because it's Lady Gaga.

Unfortunately, that doesn't excuse everything: there are genuinely bad part, that not only don't fit, but don't add anything regardless of the fact that the story makes no sense.

Ah. The story. Here were my questions about the story:
Is it a whore prison?
Someone's kinky harem?
Is Beyonce Gaga's pimp?
Are they lesbian lovers?

Without the minute-long segments with absolutely nothing going on, aka the story, it's actually not bad.
There's a lot of random costumes and awkward dancing, but it is interesting to watch, and very Lady Gaga.

But throw Beyonce in there and things get weird. I appreciate and respect Beyonce; she is a fantastic artist in many aspects, but this is so obviously not her thing.
There are some stop-motion sequences with her that are fun to watch, but the rest of the time, when they're talking, when she's dancing, it's just weird, and Beyonce looks ridiculously out of her element.

Lastly: It has nothing to do with calling something. Nothing.

Over Reaction?
Uh... (too lazy to make a wordle, sorry).